I'm cooking some super-dooper chicken-n-noodles right now - come on over and it will cure all your ills.

I haven't seen Drs over the years, sister dear, because as long as I don't see them, I have been healthy (and I got tired of being a "teaching tool" - nothing like being in pain or sick, dressed in a paper wrapper, and your Dr disappears to go get every other doctor he can find to come look at your ultrasounds or "feel your anterior drawer sign" or poke at the permanent dent in your head...). Now I acknowledge I am broken, and am TRYING to see a doctor... maybe....someday....